Do you want to dance the night away to the sounds of Donald Duck having a Vietnam nightmare on your Spring Break? Then Stefon has just the place for you.
Stop #4 on our Stefon’s Everything Club Crawl is “Your Mother and I Are Separating." Don’t be fooled by the charred Red Lobster sign - this club is indeed a burned down Red Lobster.
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#Spring Break #Stefon #SNL #Seth Meyers #Sethon #Club Crawl #televisonWhat’s the hottest place in New York City to take your mom? Take it from the offspring of Ms. Stefon and David Bowie: Stefon, our favorite SNL City Correspondent.
Stop #2 on our Stefon’s Everything Club Crawl is “Spicy” - which opens in 2017 on the upper east side of a dumpster. It’s a 24-hour bitch fest and is the creation of club owner Rabbi Jew Diamond Phillips. This place has everything: sand worms, geishas, rock eaters, and a seven-level course in adult education.
Just the mention of this club has Stefon feeling a little spicy towards Seth.
Stop #3 on our Stefon’s Everything Club Crawl is Booooooooof: a round-the-clock puke party with pugs, geysers, doo-wop groups, a wise old turtle that looks like Quincy Jones, and a coked-up Gremlin named Gizbo. Really, it has everything.
Meet us in the abandoned orphanage on the lower, lower east side of Chelsea.
We bet you’ll break as many times as Bill Hader does in this sketch.
We’re going on a Club Crawl this week with everyone’s favorite City Correspondent: SNL’s very own Stefon.
Today’s club, “Mmmmmhmmmm,” is an active crime scene that has everything: stickballs, pick pockets, and cookie crisp. Stick it out and you might become good friends with Derek Zoolander, just like Stefon.
It only gets better from here.
On his last Weekend Update on SNL, Stefon was given the ultimate send-off by the show, the cast and, most specifically (and finally), Seth Meyers. Watch it here.
Stefon: This place has everything. Sheep, freckles, potato people, a room full of heprechauns.
Seth Meyers: I think you mean leprechauns.
Stefon: No, they’re leprechauns that have Hep C.
You guys, Seth Meyers just got engaged to his girlfriend which is great and all… but who’s going to tell Stefon?
Seth Meyers gave us his last “Weekend Update” appearance on SNL. Guess we’re going to have to make do with seeing him five times a week instead of one. Watch all of the guests from SNL past who showed up to bid Seth goodbye here.
On Late Night with Seth Meyers, Jason Sudeikis and Seth talked about SNL sketches that never were and reminisced about some favorite classic sketches. This must be what it’s like to watch shows where former athletes talk about really old games and, you know, enjoy it. Watch the interview here.
Bill Hader announced that after this season he’s leaving SNL, so expect a huge, blowout Stefon this weekend. Guess he couldn’t bear to do Weekend Update without Seth Meyers.
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