So a couple of weeks ago, I picked up my friend and her five year old son. The three of us went to the park for a while. I usually don't dress very girly or wear makeup or anything like that, but on this occasion, a friend had recently painted my nails, just for the hell of it. The conversation went something like this.
Your nails are so girly!
That's okay. Because her and (my now ex wife) are girls.
(saying something else about how strange it is)
But how come you dress like a boy?
Because this is America and people can dress however they want to.
*ponders for a moment* Can I dress like a zombie?!