August 29, 2014

sometimes lesbians are so damn obvious it’s kinda funny. i just ran into an old track coach at a starbucks (straight) who introduced me to the girl she was sitting with as her niece. the niece and i shook hands and there was like a four second silence while we just stared at each other while still shaking hands. like oh hello. so awkward, i had to laugh a little

  1. catherinicorn said: umm imho i think that’s pretty much just because you’re lesbi-mesmerizing (like xena was to gabby)
  2. morning-words reblogged this from rumorsumac and added:
    It’s one of my favorite parts of being a queerball. It’s like belonging to the same secret society.
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