Seriously, I want a time machine.
This is the story of a heterosexual male living in a world dominated by metrosexuals. Me: "Excuse me, are you staring at me?" Them: "What's that on your face?" Me: "A beard." Them: "You mean, (gasp) facial hair?" Me: "Yes, I have a beard - is that an issue?"
Questions?
October 19, 2010
Sports Calls that Make Me Long for a Time Machine