A Highly Inappropriate Poem About The Weather: Also Called God Fucking Dammit!
The sun is out
It’s a bright new day
Even with the snow
It looks real good
But I open the door
And God Fuckin’ Dammit
It’s fuckin’ cold outside
Close the fuckin’ door already!
The whole thing is a lie
It just can’t be
It’s like a vast disappointment
On your birthday
Because you open that door
And holy fuckin’ hell!
It’s cold than shit!
God fuckin’ dammit, how’d it get so cold
