Instead of having a new spiderman movie let’s have a new spiderwoman movie with scarlett johansson and have it be called “black widow”.
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Feige confirms Avengers 2 will finally present the backstory of Winter Soldier co-star Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow, as well as lay the foundation for a possible solo movie for the Russian superspy. ‘We start filming the next Avengers film at the end of March. Widow’s part in that is very big. We learn more about her past and where she came from and how she became who she became in that film. The notion of exploring that even further in her own film would be great, and we have some development work with that.’
Joseph McCabe, Total Film, Captain America: The Winter Soldier (via fuckyeahblackwidow)
BLACK WIDOW MOVIE. BLACK WIDOW MOVIE. BLACK WIDOW MOVIE.
(via marielikestodraw)
The important question: WILL WE FINALLY FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST?
(via all-hail-jeremy-brett)
Avengers fic pet peeve
People drinking bottled water in Avenger’s tower. Tony probably can make any filter you desire
the signs as avengers characters
- Aries: falcon
- Taurus: scarlet witch
- Gemini: quicksilver
- Cancer: hawkeye
- Leo: hulk
- Libra: black widow
- Virgo: nick fury
- Scorpio: loki
- Sagittarius: iron man
- Capricorn: maria hill
- Aquarius: captain america
- Pisces: thor
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LOL, Natasha shows up in the game developers’ room at Stark Industries where they made the game, and everyone goes really silent, and they all look apprehensively at her and then at each other like “Oh shit yo we fucked up we FUCKED UP Entire game dev team mysteriously murdered, film at eleven” and then she just points at the rendering of her in a box on someone’s screen and says “I want a framed poster of it, make that happen” and walks away.
AvAc Natasha running around in a box is her user icon literally everywhere it is possible to have a user icon. SHIELD’s intranet has this as her user icon even though SHIELD’s intranet shouldn’t allow people to have user icons.
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@peppypear SHE TOTALLY MAKES STEVE BABYSIT HER ACADEMY WHEN SHE’S ON A MISSION. Steve’s just like “Why do I keep making myself dance for eight hours? That sounds terrible. I do like my jacket though.”
@storieswritteninthesand I just laughed really loudly at the idea that Fury is like “Why do you have a user icon, that shouldn’t be possible” and she just stares deadpan at him and says “What user icon?” and Fury’s like “Touche.”
Also Tony is mystified as to how the game developers know he has a cheese fridge, unaware that JARVIS coded the cheese fridge in and the dev team think Tony did it.
Steve is pissy about Bucky’s portrayal in the game for all of two seconds, barely gets out “this is disrespe–” before he’s drowned out by Bucky’s cackling delighted laughter.
“NATASHA I WROTE YOU A SOOOOONG ABOUT THE DARKNESS IN MY HEEEAAAAART”
“shut up”
“DON’T HIDE FROM OUR LOVE IN YOUR STEALTH BOX”
“Bucky, would you for once in your life do the dishes.”
“Sorry you have to level me up before I do the dishes. I need fifteen baseball cards and proof you’ve punched Red Skull at least thirty times.”
“I don’t even…”
“But the good news is, once you do level me up, I’ll do dishes for like three hours at a time.”
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@megsamforever Clint gives in and buys shards but only because he has managed to break his students out of the campus and they’re currently lost somewhere in Williamsburg, possibly being chased by the mafia. They need all the level-ups they can get.
Clint’s history with video games is epic. (From Loki: Agent of Asgard #8, 2015.)
@haecceities Doom totally showed up in the game office about two days after Natasha and began dictating his entire character arc and appearance to them, including the green letterman jacket and face-obscuring football helmet his high-school alter ego wears (he is captain of the Latverian Von Dooms football team and his Special Event involves challenging Avengers Academy to a football game against himself and a team of doombots).
You’ve never seen people scramble so quickly to take notes in your life. If it seems like the Von Doom special event was slapped together hastily and is impossible to win, now you know why.
MCU AU
Where Laura is Natasha’s wife.
Clint is still the kids’ bio-dad, because Natasha came up to him one day and was like, hey, Barton, I need your sperm.
–courtesy @allofthefeelings and yours truly.
I maintain this is the best possible read of that edited gifset where the kids call him “Uncle Clint.”