I’m  not going to apologize for my brief absence from writing journal posts, but I will apologize to my fans for some crazy shit I did while vacationing and trying to escape the winter freeze. The twins and I were offered a trip out to the sexiest place in the world by our friend, tha Captain, Mr. Magic himself. We had a pretty fun time rollicking on the beach licking eachother and decided to reward our man with an ocean side delight, but to our surprise he wasn't too into it and started crying like a baby right there on the beach. Turns out all this motherfucker ever wanted in life was to be born into the body of a sexy lady, much like ourselves, and he was  hoping the little lady inside himself could have some girl time on the island without the whole “hetero” pretension of a big black man loving a coupla twins and a veteran dancer all at the same time. So we put down the magnums and gave each other mani-pedi’s while talking about our childhood boy crushes and our “first times” of which i’m sure Shaquila (her new name on the island) will enjoy very soon….like right now….cause shes lookin hella fly now that we got her hair and nails did…