My fellow Tumblr members! Jameson here to announce I will be running for office for President of this fine community. I, unlike my opponents, report to you, the people on the happenings of the world. Meaning I know what is going on and how I can better serve you.
A vote for Jameson is a vote for safer streets! As someone who knows the streets are filled with crime and as President I would be sure to keep dangerous villains, masked or not off the streets and to keep you and your families safe.
As my loyal readers may know there has been a Tumblr Bugle issue supporting my opponent Cletus Kasady. I will acknowledge his running but must remind you of his negligence to the fact he had a daughter and failed to give her the father figure she needed. How can someone lead a country when he cannot help his own family?
I have lead the Bugle and I can lead this country to new and glorious heights! Vote for Jay Jessica Jameson for President.
Please call if you wish to help the campaign at (555)-VOTE-JJJ
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