Tumblrevengers a Tumblr brothel?

April 17, 2013

A series of undercover reporting has gone on at the Tumblevenger tower to reveal one of the most shocking and disgusting discoveries, an institute for sexual favors. You heard it here first, Tumblr’s so called “heros” sell their bodies. A search for drugs is currently underway but this reporter wouldn’t be surprised to find cocaine or zydrate.

An interview was done with one of the workers and it was obvious all the work she had done at the depraved place had caused her to be shut off with a sort of PTSD. However she was able to explain the Steampunk themes this brothel would sometimes carry.

A lot of the interview was drowned out to the resounding sounds of “No!” being screamed in ecstasy. Obviously it was a busy day that day. Our source then excused herself to go listen to Annie, a fellow prostitute, as more moans echoed throughout the hall.

We were able to get photos of these monstrosities, for those of the feint of heat we recommend you do not look.

The infamous Spiderman, in the practice of bondage with Thorby. The two were on their break when they came to the idea of practicing seduction techniques. The pictures following were too graphic for the public.

Loki, the god of mischief who lives among the Tumblevengers was hard at work and being run ragged by customers. The owner of the arm was found to be none other than Carnage. After the clothes were removed we got a photo of the symbiotic criminal, leaning close to the god, tongue out. The photo had to be left out for younger viewers.

Even some of the brighter minds have fallen in this house of sin. Doctor Otto Octavius, otherwise know as the villain Doc Oc was seen giving out ass slaps as a sign of foreplay before taking his customers to bed.

I must say this come to no surprise to find that these wrong-doers are looser in their morals than we Tumblrites came to find. So from the Tumblr Bugle we hope you stay safe and not to catch anything from these leaches.

10:15pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/Zmrm6uixp1i4

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