Those kinds of headlines tell part of the story. Someone whose mother was an accessory can tell the rest.
7 Things I Learned as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
#7. You Could Be Right in the Middle of It and Not Even Know
Brothers Glenn and Justin Helzer and their friend Dawn Godman murdered five people. … July 30, 2000: Glenn, Justin, and Dawn abduct elderly Annette and Ivan Stineman and bring them back to the Helzer house. The Stinemans are then drugged and forced to write out checks to Bishop totaling $100,000. My mother’s role in all this? She was responsible for the trio’s alibi: receipts for us all for dinner and a movie. At first blush, that seems like the most innocuous crime ever committed, but it gets bad in a hurry.
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