Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon. “Hey Pepe”, says the first man. “Ees a bacon tree, we’re saved!” Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets. “What happened?” shouts Pepe. With his last breath, his friend shouts “Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush.” (via evie)
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Today's poker chat..
- George: 96. CHIPSCENTRAL Deals on chips, monthly prizes, live chat.
- Ginny: Gimme that money!
- Ginny: Gimme that money!
- Ginny: Gimme that money!
- James: haha good luck
- Ginny: Gimme that money!
- Richard: show ur boobs first
- James: nobody had the straight.. crazy
- Richard: anthhony bouncer?
- Anthony: USED TO BE
- Richard: nice muscle
- Richard: s*
- Anthony: THANKS
- Richard: u look like elephant joke
- Richard: hehehe
- Anthony: LOL
- Richard: from wat country are u men
- Anthony: USA
- Richard: wer in usa
- Anthony: AND U
- Richard: im from philippines
- Anthony: NJ
- Richard: ah
- Richard: hehe
- James: doh, nice anthony
- Anthony: TY
- Anthony: WAT PART PHILLIPINES
- Richard: luzon
- Anthony: OK
- Richard: manila
- Richard: u have a wife bro
- Anthony: YEA
- Richard: ah ok
- Richard: if u dont have ill give u a girl
- Anthony: YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR ME
- James: richard the pimp
- Richard: yea if u want
- Richard: james the lebron
- Anthony: WE'LL HOOK UP
- James: haha
- Richard: just add me up if u r interested ok
- Raunaq: crap o folded a full house
- James: yeah i folded a straight lol
- Anthony: I DID
- Richard: pm Me
- Richard: send me a massege
- Anthony: OK
- Richard: hey
- Raunaq: nh mate
- Richard: u have ah yahoo massenger
- Anthony: NAH
- Anthony: ACTUALLY
- Anthony: YEA
- Richard: add me up
- Richard: anthony
- Anthony: YEO
- Richard: r u interested
- Anthony: YEA
- Richard: call me in my phone
- Anthony: HOW
- Richard: il give u my number
- Richard: hey
- Anthony: OK I GOT MY PHONE IN MY HAND
- Richard: w8 il get my phone
- Richard: ok
- Anthony: OK
- Richard: bro
- Anthony: YEA
- Richard: heres my number ****************
- Richard: u get it
- Anthony: GOT IT
- Richard: call me now lets talk our busines
- Anthony: MY PHONE NOT GOING TO LET ME
- Anthony: WONT GO THRU
- Richard: add me in ur yahoo massenger
- Richard: u have yahoo massenger right
- Richard: hey
- Anthony: U GOT MINE
- Richard: text me in my number
- Richard: bro text me now
- Anthony: IM GOING TO CALL YOU LATER FROM MY FRIENDS PHONE
- Anthony: I TRIED IT DIDNT GO THRU
- Richard: ok ill wait for your call ayt
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be twenty one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain