quinn-the-human:

nanoochka:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

metal

This is a world in which you can have a pet dinosaur that sings the lyrics to a 13-year-old nu metal song

(via findouteverything)