March 10, 2014
David Luiz was controlling Tottenham defenders with Playstation controller

Tottenham’s defenders made calamitous mistakes leading up to all 4 goals yesterday’s in Chelsea’s 4-0 win, but Gary Neville thinks there’s a perfectly reasonable reason. “David Luiz was on the sideline controlling them with a Playstation controller”, claimed Neville after the match. “I can see no other reason why Kyle Walker would head the ball back to his goalie from the half-way line”.

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