Dude it’s like Australia is nightblogging in a country

I am Australian and I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

i am 92.7% sure that the nightbloggers are just australians

I FUCKING LOST IT AFTER THE PENIS FISH BUT IM SURE THE REST ARE GOOLD TOO

Golden gaytime?

These are gold.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

They will kill us someday.

Holy crap…

It’s funny because people think we’re joking when we say it was actually unhealthy to be outside for extended periods of time.