biting ur cheek
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
- tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
- me: same
- tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
- me: same
I LOST A FOLLOWER
Every time I lose a follower, they will get a lovely text post announcing my qualms and restless nights without them.
It could not possibly be because of Misha!
I’ve slowed down…..which is actually not good.
I LOVE YOU FOLLOWER THAT I LOST. I LOVE YOU SO.
Clint told him to do it for the vine
based on this text post [x]
YES