INTERNET PEOPLE: Precious Taft

“If the sun existed now, I swear…I’d bash his brains against the goddamned radiator!”

She’s not an all-star Internet Person like Tay Zonday or Star Wars Kid, but Precious Taft has a growing cult following. Not bad for an unknown actress with only a 1 minute long Youtube clip on her resume. Her bizarre monologue comes from a 1983 cable-access program called “Stairway to Stardom”.

Well, it took her 25 years, but she finally got her stardom, albeit a weird one. That was beautiful, Precious.