Some asshole broke into Murder By Death’s tour van in St. Louis yesterday and took all their personal possessions. And as big MBD supporters, this is not OK with us. So if you’re in the area, be on the lookout for someone trying to sell their stuff, which if we had to guess is a lot of whiskey and old timey knives and henley shirts and stuff.
Also, get your shit together, St. Louis. This kinda karma is why the Rams haven’t had a winning season in a decade. Ok, we’re being harsh. There are probably nice people in St. Louis. But not this dickbag. Catch him/her, and also see Murder By Death on tour and tip them and offer them sex handshakes and what not.
UPDATE: The whiskey is ok…
@jadedpunkdotcom this is hilarious. Funny cause they didnt take the whiskey, or matt’s knife collection, or any of dagan or my henley shirts