Things You Ought Never Say to Your Daughter
| Dad: | What'cha looking at? *peers over my shoulder* |
| Me: | A bumroll pattern. |
| Dad: | What'sat? It looks like a pillow. |
| Me: | It is, essentially a pillow for your bum. Hence, 'bumroll'. |
| Dad: | Why do you want that? |
| Me: | It's a petticoat support for nicer, more upscale clothing. |
| Dad: | Isn't your bum big enough on it's own? |
| Me: | ...shut up. |
| Note: | I'll have a rather ample posterior, even after I've lost weight, and that's fine...but until I've lost weight, I'd prefer if he didn't talk about my hind end. |
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