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I am so full of advice. Any more questions?
About boys? DO NOTHING, MAKE THEM COME TO YOU, DON’T BE CRAZY
About food? EAT LOCALLY BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE A RICH ASSHOLE. EVERYONE LIKES RITZ CRACKERS AND CHEESE
Cars? BUY SOMETHING INEXPENSIVE, YOU AREN’T THAT FANCY
Home decor? GO THRIFT SHOPPING, SPRAY PAINT STUFF. DON’T MAKE YOUR APT LOOK LIKE A PIER ONE
Makeup? SPLURGE ON FACE STUFF, BUY LIP AND EYE STUFF CHEAP
Clowns? ALWAYS SCARY
Skin care? WASH YOUR FACE WITH A ROUGH CLOTH
"— The genius Sarah Szpak
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