What’s more precious than your child? Not a damn thing. So why would anyone give their child a “status” name guaranteed to depreciate like Mercedes, Lexus or Tebow? If you really want your kid’s name to say “1%”, invest in a name that’s sure to hold...

What’s more precious than your child?  Not a damn thing.  So why would anyone give their child a “status” name guaranteed to depreciate like Mercedes, Lexus or Tebow?  If you really want your kid’s name to say “1%”, invest in a name that’s sure to hold its value, like Coltan, Keratin or Wheelright.*

*Post apocalyptic value will skyrocket

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