me when I do something dumb but I didn’t really hurt myself: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SON OF A FUCK
me when i’m actually injured: i’m fine everything’s fine i’m not in that much pain but I think we should go to the ER at some point
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Off work half an hour early = glass of wine & Magic Mike ;)
Why is my fiancé asleep? Not okay.
My baby sister and her friends just left to go see Magic Mike without me.
This is not fair.
I’m thinking of driving myself up there and sitting right behind them.
heh.
or I could sit on tumblr all evening in a house by myself….
hmm….yessssss
I need a back rub, a few shots of whiskey, and a good fuck.
me (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)
Fuck fuck fuck fuck it’s so cold holy shit what the fuck is this shit fuck fuck fuck fuck
Me walking outside for 3 seconds (via andthesorcerersstoned)