Welp. Here I am.
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen
The ending is worth clicking for.
I just started RWBY, and genuinely watching the Office at the same time. I’m trash.
I first thought: I’m a porn blog I’m not going to reblog this.
The little kick from the panda at the end made me do it though.
fav
they’re just standing there like wtf a panda is bullying me wtf do I do
"I’m sick of your shit humans. Cutting my food down for fancy floors. How do you like it when i take you food"
"and kick it"
I don’t know how this makes me feel
MORE OF WTF-FUN-FACTS are coming HERE
funny and weird facts ONLY
I knew this
Red Sads and Ghost Butts, Jenna’s favorite food.
THE ORIGINAL SHREK. Maurice Tillet (1903-1954) a French wrestler with acromegaly known as The French Angel. He spoke 14 languages and was also a poet and actor. “Perfect example of ‘Never judge a book by its cover’.”.
I love how they say never judge a book by its cover but the opening headline literally calls him Shrek even though the only relation is his appearance.
They call him “the original Shrek” because the character design for Shrek was based on this man. Also because literally the whole message of the film Shrek was to not judge people by their appearances, as borne out by the fact that Shrek was a kind, heroic, sensible person in spite of being a “hideous ogre.”
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
And Arwin
and also that dude Spencer from iCarly
How Animals Eat Their Food
this is my fav thing omg.
haahahahahahaha
this is great. way funnier as a video thou.
why hasn’t this got more notes?
i’m crying with laughter… the kangaroo one though i can’t
I laughed so hard at whale!! :P
The whale, kangaroo, and rhinoceros are funny as shit
OMFG X”DDDDD
American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol
wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*
i can’t believe we could’ve had dragon alpha sigma dong and got stuck with weird cringey racism instead
I've drawn most of D&D's races in isotype pictogram / bathroom / safety sign style, for all your fantasy signage needs. You can use these however you like, but credit me if you can and don't claim the unedited images as your own.
First row:
kobold, goblin, aarakocra/kenku, tabaxi, tiefling, satyr, dragonborn, yuan-ti, firbolg, werewolf
Second row:
harengon, ratfolk, halfling/gnome, dwarf, humanoid, elf, goliath, orc/bugbear, skeleton, lich, minotaur
Third row:
loxodon, lizardfolk, gelatinous cube
