drink-drank-drunk-dead: “ bilge—rat: “ sightless-behavior: “ m4sonj4r: “ “ 0% Walking to my toilet, brb. 15% Uh. 30% You’re kinda cute, I guess. 45% Awh. 50% Small crush, nbd. 65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you. 80% I really want to talk to you… 95% Me, you, bed. 100% Will...