September 22, 2014

Anonymous asked: Dear Aunt Betty, If you asked a guy out for coffee via text, and he didn't respond until 2 and a half weeks later with, "Hey! How's it going?" what would you do? Sincerely, WTF in WA

Dear WTF in WA,

Well my first instinct is to tell you that you should say later skater because someone who doesn’t have the decency to let you know y/n right away isn’t worth your time.

HOWEVER I am an impulsive asshole and that’s probably not the response you wanted to hear.

What’s your relationship with him now? Do you know him IRL(livin’ in the modern age!)? Are you just getting to know this person? Or do you know each other pretty well? If you don’t know this person that well maybe they just forgot to text you back. That happens y'know, when you read the text and you MEAN to text back but you just forget.

I’d say give this chump another chance and if it’s the same shit then on to the next one, double your money, and make it stack.

XOXO Aunt Betty

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