Facebook Users Denounce Steven Spielberg’s Senseless Killing of Dinosaurs
For what it’s worth, I showed the above picture to my 3.5-year-old son, whose entire knowledge of the movie has been gleaned from like four YouTube clips. Here’s a transcript of our conversation:
Me: Hey. What’s this?
Son: A dinosaur.
Me: What kind?
Son: Triceratops.
Me: What’s it from?
Son: I don’t know—ummm, oh, Jurassic Park!
Me: Thank you.
Son: Why was that triceratops sick?The mystery of what caused dinosaur extinction has finally be solved.
Damn you, Spielberg. You son of a bitch.
“If time travel were possible, why don’t we see all the time travelers?”
Why? Because you’re too boring. Who wants to visit this century. The time travelers are obviously all hunting dinosaurs to extinction.
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“If time travel were possible, why don’t we see all the time travelers?” Why? Because you’re too boring. Who wants to...
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The mystery of what caused dinosaur extinction has finally been solved. Damn you, Spielberg. You son of a bitch.
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Yeah. This.
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