ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
So much of this.
An apology is NOT “I’m sorry BUT here’s why I’m totally in the right and think I did nothing wrong.”
I wish I had this tweet in my face when I was letting my ex get away with being a piece of shit
If the people who direct maxi pad commercials made a horror film it would probably look something like this.
I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD
LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING
THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD
AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD.
JUST. OMG
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
You know everyone can see you made the Twitter account because theres a delete button right?
LOL EMBARRASSING
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
i’m scared because that is exactly how my leg feels when it falls asleep and i never knew how to explain it
it may be stupid, but it most definitely made me laugh
hard
^^
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Cleaned the apartment floor and bathroom this afternoon. No one asked me to. I didn’t have to. I just really wanted to live in a cleaner nicer space.
Feels good.
(on a side note, I should really really really stop letting my hair fall all over the place)
If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors
My life is literally a sitcom
miss-ferrous
gamergoo
Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.
McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off
