Aries: “Yanky danky doodble shite.”
Taurus: “It looks like a bison’s penis, what is that shit?!”
Gemini: “Look! Look!! LOOK! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!”
Cancer: “IT LOOKS LIKE GHANDI’S FLIP-FLOP!”
Leo: “WHERE’S THE LAMB SAAAAUUUUCE?!”
Virgo: “I’ll get you more pumpkin and shove it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole or diced?”
Libra: “This fucking pigeon is that raw it can still fly.”
Scorpio: “Did that hurt? Fucking sue me.”
Sagittarius: “My gram can do better. And she’s DEAD!”
Capricorn: “The chicken is pinker than your fucking lipstick.”
Aquarius: “I’m nobody’s bitch.”
Pisces: “If you cook scallops in a non-stick pan, they wont’t stick. That’s why it’s fucking called NON-STIIIIIIICK!”