i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.
You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson
Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence
i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.
You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson
Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence
Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash
Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode
Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
This made my day
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
Sir you are so right
God what i would give for any man to show me his soft belly
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Below this is the headline: "Personal trainer shows 'soft belly,' says men should 'embrace wobble'."
The subtitle continues:
"Personal trainer James Smith says he got 'set back with booze, alcohol, part...'" before being cut off.
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That fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
I actually told this to my mom when she told me to shave. She said that it was different for my older brother to grow hair because he was a boy
I just kinda stared at her for a minute
🚨shaving is not hygienic it’s cosmetic🚨
I cant shave down to the skin bc it actually hurts my skin but even with trimmed body hair, i STILL get the ~~personal hygiene~~ bullshit. I am clean, my body hair is clean, there’s nothing gross about clean hair. To reiterate:
If I’m not mistaken but it’s more useful to have bodial hair. Other than that the only reason you’d shave at all is a tactile thing.
Can somewhat confirm, cuz i actually learned this in my biomed class, and from some of my dad’s college textbooks.
Shaving can actually be super bad for your skin.
For some (read: almost all) people, it’ll dry the fuck out of your skin, and pairing that with the itchy sensation when it starts growing back its just super fucking uncomfortable.
Body hair also wicks away sweat, odors, and for the more intimate areas, keeps dangerous bacteria out of your stuff.
Shaving is not hygiene. It’s not even cosmetic.
Shaving your legs and face isn’t so bad, but it can still cause a lot of irritation and dry your skin out like a mOFO.
If someone tells you that not shaving makes you unclean or gross, they are wrong. It is literally more unhygienic to shave than it is to not shave.
(Pls note that while I’m reblogging this and agree with all of it, trans women and transfemme folks should not be shamed for easing their dysphoria by shaving. Understand that it’s misogynistic for it to be the norm in our society, and that you have to take care of your skin and keep clean if you shave, but you do what you need to feel comfortable in your own skin.)
me: yeah this is just my personal experience and a little joke about myself lol
my followers: yayyy we know this because we follow a personal blog and understand how that works. how funny!
random 30+yo ive never seen or interacted with who has "minors dni" and "multifandom" in bio:
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could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
This made my day
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