I realized, like, every man has a crazy woman story. Like, ‘You remember Christine? Christine was crazy, right?! Christine was crazy. Oh, memories.’ And I was like, why don’t women have crazy men stories? And then realized, I was like, oh! It’s because if you’ve got a crazy boyfriend - you gonna die. And you can hear crazy men stories, but they aren’t funny like crazy women stories. It’s like, ‘You remember Charlie? Charlie was crazy. Remember when he used to come over and, and… shoot my dog?’
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