Jon explains Twilight to me

13:01:41 Jon one of them has like 20 muscle native americans with no shirts on eating muffins while starring at her? 13:01:46 Jon ok, like 4. 13:01:48 Jon not 20. 13:01:56 Jon and the muffins are HUGE. 13:02:57 Jon let me recount what i saw... 13:03:23 Jon shirtless native american kids, all muscles, standing in a field. 13:03:32 Jon 2 of them turn into HUGE wolves and start fighting 13:03:48 me what's not to like? 13:03:50 Jon then 2 other whisk the expressionless girl off to their house in a pick up. 13:03:54 Jon no shirts. 13:04:00 Jon they arrive at this screened in porch. 13:04:13 Jon 2 or 3 more shirtless hairless native americans arrive 13:04:25 Jon then a woman comes from the kitchen with a plate of HUGE muffins. 13:04:37 Jon the tops are like 8 inches across 13:04:44 Jon they stand easily 6 inches high