I washed my car. Tried to turn it on to move it up to the top of the drive to finish drying. Now it won’t turn on/turn over. The dash computer stopped working after refusing to pull up the tire pressure and saying it’s -40 degrees. The only thing my car does is unlock, the overhead light turns on, and the car gives me the engine problem light. Sometimes it tells me something about the brakes. Sometimes it tells me something about the airbags. And when I turn it on it gives me the anti-theft lock symbol which flashes and then turns off. I HAVE DONE NOTHING DIFFERENT OTHER THAN WASHING MY CAR.

And, honestly, this is the reason why I should be lazy. Because doing things causes other somewhat related things to go wrong.