I love how with Disney villains their songs are usually either “glorified soliloquies about their plans” or “trying to make a deal with the protagonist” but Gaston’s song is literally the whole town trying to raise his shattered ego after he got rejected from a marriage proposal given to the one woman in town that would quite obviously turn him down.
No one brings townspeople together for astounding musical acts like Gaston
Search engine terms used to find my wordpress blog today.
Clearly they ran into my Disney Princess posts.
Honestly though, not only do you dislike some awesome Disney princesses (the bookworm and the adventurer with a frying pan weapon) but you can’t even capitalize your ‘I’s?
Ewww, go away.
Things Feminists Hate: Disney Princesses - Belle
Some hate it so much that they hate other feminists for thinking independently and enjoying the…
LeFou Was Straight? Could Have LeFooled Me.
Apparently Bill Condon thinks that his masterful decision to make LeFou gay in the live action Beauty and the Beast film is a “watershed” moment. Unless “watershed” actually means “something I’ve known since I was 14”, I think Condon may have missed that memo over a decade ago. In an interview with Attitude magazine, director Bill Condon said: ‘LeFou is somebody who on one day wants to be Gaston…
zeesmuse asked:
I love her too!
Anonymous asked:
Cora (Once Upon a Time)
Jafar
Hades
Yzma (because she’s freakin’ hilarious, that movie is gold)
Maleficent
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When I first started watching, I thought rumplestiltskin and belle was a very odd ship. But about 15 minutes into their episode I completely fell in love. BEST SHIP. SO MANY FEELS. Adkjfjdk
Beauty and the Beast has been my favorite story/disney film for ages and I love fractured fairy tales, so I was intrigued by Ruplestiltskin being the “beast” in this version.
I did NOT expect to fall in love with the pairing so fast.
I can not find it in me to like Regina even the least bit and that’s mostly because of her lie to Rumple about Belle being dead.
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Beauty and the Beast
Enchanted
Tangled
The Emperor’s New Groove
Sleeping Beauty
(runner up: Mulan)
I wish I could include Brave, since I share my name with the main character, but I kinda felt like they shorted us on a quality story there…
tied with Beauty and the beast for me
I love Beauty and the Beast too.
I empathize with Belle.
doctorbluesmanreturns asked:
HAH! I like that one.
This morning I was rewriting the lyrics to Gaston’s theme from Beauty and the Beast with lyrics like “no one emails like Clinton, no one lies like Clinton, no one launders money and ignores dying ambassadors like Clinton!” but I couldn’t make a whole song, so I decided against posting the whole thing.
