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The reaction of non-conservatumblr's on 4th of July
- Me: Do you know what today is?
- Tumblr: Um...no?
- Me: It's the 4th day of the 7th month.
- Tumblr: Oh shit.
- Me: That's right, I'm going to be patriotic as hell and if you have a problem with that, I don't care!
- Tumblr: But American Colonialism...
- Me: Shush!
- Tumblr: Slav-
- Me: Simmer down.
- Tumblr: If you'd just let me fi-
- Me: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! YOU NEVER LEARNED ANYTHING OF USE IN YOUR HISTORY CLASSES AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. AMERICA IS AWESOME-SAUCE AND THE FACT THAT YOU ARE EVEN ALLOWED TO DISAGREE WITH THAT IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY!
AMC is literally just playing Independence Day on repeat at this point.
What a time to be alive.
This is a great day because on the 4th of July, all Israelis unite with our American brothers and sisters. It’s our celebration too. That’s because the history of our two countries is remarkably intertwined.
The Founding Fathers of America were inspired by the Bible, and specifically by the Book of the Exodus, by the dream of building freedom in a new Promised Land.
And as you stand in the Chamber of the American Congress, you see right across you the image of one man – Moses, with a quote from the Bible
(via jewishpolitics)
This is a great day because on the 4th of July, all Israelis unite with our American brothers and sisters. It’s our celebration too. That’s because the history of our two countries is remarkably intertwined.
The Founding Fathers of America were inspired by the Bible, and specifically by the Book of the Exodus, by the dream of building freedom in a new Promised Land.
And as you stand in the Chamber of the American Congress, you see right across you the image of one man – Moses, with a quote from the Bible
(via jewishpolitics)
And for the support of this Declaration, with firm reliance on the Protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
I drink my tea iced
Because I’m 1776% cooler than the British.
- England: America why are we low on tea??
- America: I guess you can say we..
- America: had a little "TEA PARTY"
- England:
- America:
- England:
- America:
- England: You dumped it into a harbour didn't you?
- America:
- America: FREEDOOMMM