December 29, 2010
Ryan Barton

Ryan Barton. Please just go look at his twitter, and tell me what you think? Just kidding… that wouldn’t be much of a blog would it now would it? I have been contacted by a few people on twitter, all who have expressed frustration and suspicion for this young boy. After finally giving in and checking out his twitter I’ve decided that he is indeed worthy of a blog.

Did you like what I did there? I acted like I thought this blog was the shit… When in reality we have 72 followers.  That’s kind of what Ryan Barton is like! Ryan Barton is a cocky asshole who thinks he has fans. In reality Ryan only has 1,836 followers that’s not even half the amount that Kellie Rae has, yet does she act like she has fans for doing absolutely nothing? No. She doesn’t. But Ryan feels the need to tweet his fan girls things like “@1351blondie what u got girl its hard to find i just cant get u off my mind because ur love ur love ur love is my drug”

I just want to know why he can’t spell? He types like a 2 year old… yet he’s how old, 15? Either the literacy rate has gone down in America or this boy is just EXTREAMLY stupid.

One look at his twitter and do you all think fake? Google Corey Delaney… how much does Corey look like the boy in Ryan’s background? I would say they’re identical… maybe even the same person..? Has Ryan ever been in a tiny chat?  Have any of you ever seen him on camera?  The answer is probably no… Doesn’t that seem a bit weird to you?

Ryan Barton Is either fake or he just has an incredibly fake personality. Either way, he’s a cocky piece of shit and he’s really starting to annoy a lot of people on twitter.

Come clean Ryan, before you start to annoy us personally… We’d like to talk to you… we’ve got a couple questions.

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