kolbisneat:

As North America enjoys its short week I want to address a very serious threat in all of our lives: rust.

You may scoff, but think about what lockjaw would actually be like and then tell me I’m irrational.

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Okay, I hit up the Wikipedia article on Tetanus and it turns out rusty objects that are outdoors merely provide a good breeding ground for the bacteria and don’t actually cause it.

Still, be safe.