theonion:
“• Your children should know what to expect on their first flight, so sit down with them before the trip and have a frank discussion about 9/11, its aftermath, and the resulting implications for airport security.
• Make sure everyone in...

theonion:

  • Your children should know what to expect on their first flight, so sit down with them before the trip and have a frank discussion about 9/11, its aftermath, and the resulting implications for airport security.
  • Make sure everyone in your party is accounted for by compiling a master list of all your children’s names.
  • A game of “I Spy With My Little Eye” can keep kids engaged for hours and double as a colorblindness diagnostic.

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