I hiked Table Mountain, folks. And I will never again do this. It was beautiful at the top! But it was such a hard hike…especially for myself, in all my un-athletic glory. I noticed that people sure like to give advice. It’s always those super intense hikers with their Camelbaks and neon colored shoes.

Oh don’t sit!! No no no, do this, watch me. You get up one step and breathe deeply. Then the next. KEEP GOING!

And this is me.

Thanks! *still sitting*

Another guy took it upon himself to yell instructions at Micah and I for about ten minutes on his way down the mountain. I’m not exaggerating. He kept telling us to stop and breathe ten times and then keep going. And he wouldn’t let us keep going at our own pace. It was quite humorous.