“Facebook is telling me that everyone has a house, a kid, and a dog. So I’m just trying to calm the fuck down.”
Just stuff that generally outrages, amuses or delights me on a regular basis.
Posted 10 years ago
via humansofnewyork
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“Facebook is telling me that everyone has a house, a kid, and a dog. So I’m just trying to calm the fuck down.”