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instead of threatening to knock you into next week, i'm going to knock you into last week. have fun reliving events that have already come to pass until you figure out how to avoid the same fate again. or don't, and get another temporal displacement knuckle sandwich.
groundhog day au where the protagonist gets stuck in the timeloop until they work out how to defeat the extremely aggressive and scarily jacked wizard who keeps clotheslining them back through space and time
every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”
thinking about the plot of nbc hannibal from jack crawford’s pov is so wild because it’s like,, imagine you’re trying to solve this murder and you know a guy who’s a little weird but can do the job better than anyone so you hire him, and then it turns out he needs some mental help because he’s got an empathy disorder so you get him to see the eccentric psychiatrist everyone has vouched for and you’re like yeah, he’s polite and mild-mannered and wears silly suits it’ll be cool. and all the while your wife is dying of cancer and things are quickly spiralling out of control and before you know it the empath is seriously losing his mind and that psychiatrist from earlier is actually lowkey a cannibal and you think you’re gonna catch him but then the empath falls in love with him ?? deadass ?? and the empath ruins your whole operation because he wants to be swept off his feet and melt into the darkness or whatever the hell he’s been whispering about ?? and he chases the cannibal to florence in his stupid fishing boat and now they’re speaking in riddles and romanticising cannibalism and staring deeply into each other’s eyes while you’re trying to grieve your dead wife, until the cannibal turns himself in because they broke up ?? like for real this time, it’s over over 🙄 but it doesn’t matter because years later you’re still dealing with their bullshit because now they’re quoting romeo and juliet to each other from across the glass in the insane asylum and being bitchy and jealous like. I’d shoot myself
Guys. Chill a minute.
They didn't actually say "pornographic" or "sexually explicit." In none of their examples did they state that you can show specific bits or specific acts; y'all are assuming.
They DID say they haven't changed their content policies.
Their content policies still say no realistic genitals/"female-presenting" nipples and no sex acts.
This isn't the first time they've made an update that implies you can post more explicit material without actually changing their rules.
The rules haven't changed. We're still not allowed to post the things we haven't been allowed to post. This might be a prelude to revoking the porn ban; or it might just be a new tool for us to self-filter the content we were ALREADY allowed to post, with no plans to broaden the kinds of explicit content we can post.
Don't start celebrating until the rules change.
Important for my fellow spicy artists.