please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
there you go
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”
shrek
moments before finding a wasp nest right outside my window
white anglo-saxon protestants… theyre everywhere
if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are
anyway i’m hot as hell
im gonna fucking scream this is me
Someone please hold me back this really is me when im driving
i feel personally attacked
ME!!