No More Mr. Nice Guy

I used to be a Nice Guy(TM), but I am trying to change my ways. These are my stories and my thoughts, offered as a public service. If you have ever felt sad and rejected because the girl you have been courting for years still refuses to sleep with you, and then realized what an idiot you were being (and that you were not being "nice" at all), this may be the place for you. As it turns out, there are many reasons to be nice to women other than getting laid. That this still comes as a revelation to many people is part of why I feel the need to speak out.

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feistyfeminist:
This deserves a repost
I LOVE THIS KID.
You’re so mean and I’m such a nice guy! Why don’t you love me?!
This guy sounds like a fucking creep. After 4 years this guy still hasn’t gotten the hint that this girl doesn’t want to date him?
No one owes you anything, dude. And your entitlement is fucking sickening.
I loved you to the point of ignoring your signals that were telling me that you were obviously not into me—the biggest one being the fact that you didn’t reciprocate my interest. I forced myself to be your lab partner even though might not have wanted it, which might have had something to do with why I had to do the whole project myself, because you were probably avoiding me, aren’t you impressed though? Oh, and I bought you all kinds of things that you gave away, which probably meant that I was coming off too strong and you weren’t trying to lead me on, but I’ll just take it as you being a heartless bitch. At the dance, by which time you were probably just annoyed with my existence and constant, devoted and creepy attention, you left with some bad excuse of the bathroom, and I mean, what the fuck? I wasn’t at all making being pushy, you had no right to leave the situation that was making you uncomfortable. And then, since I knew so much about you by this point, I bought us tickets to your favourite band, not because I was just being nice but because it was finally some time I could get you alone and show you how awesome I was and you took them and went with your friend, and it couldn’t have been because the prospect of going with someone who was so doggedly courting you despite your obvious lack of interest was a very uncomfortable one.
And now here I am confessing all of this, confessing my undying love for you and my motivations to get into your pants/into your life, and you should so obviously LOVE ME because of all these things I did FOR YOU! Not a bit of it was selfish, not a bit of it was me ignoring how obviously you did not want to be in a relationship with me, not a bit of it was me not being open and honest with you up-front about my intentions, not a bit of your problems are because of me, and I am most certainly not a prime example of one of the boys you are making a general statement about.
YES, FUCK. I am so glad I’m not the only one who saw all of that in this bullshit.
THIS BOY
Is One Of The Dicks She’s Talking About, And Just Proved It Right There By Attempting To Publicly Shame Her With His Detailed (And Very Creepy) Litany Of All The Manipulative Bullshit He’s Pulled While Blaming Her For Not Being Interested
^ Exactly.