Oscars, Oscars, Oscars: The Oscar Nominations
Curious to know how the winners of Hollywood’s most important awards are chosen? It’s much simpler than you think.
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All The Warning Signs That The Oscars Were Going To Be Way Too White
There were obvious signs even before the nominees were announced, if you were paying attention:
- The Academy began referring to Citizen Kane as “the Larry Bird of movies.”
- They decided to change the color of the carpet from red to merlot.
- It was announced that winners whose acceptance speeches run long will be played off by a live performance from Mumford & Sons.
- Best Lacrosse Player was added as a category.
- This year, the statuettes are being barrel aged.
- Chris Rock’s invitation to host came only after every single Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me panelist declined.
- The official press release described host Chris Rock as “the black guy from Dogma.”
- The ceremony was rescheduled to avoid conflicting with Downton Abbey.
The Most Important Oscar Ballot
Don’t just watch the Oscars, get in on the action with this handy ballot that lets you keep track of all the stuff that really matters.
Blatant Product Placement You May Have Missed at the Oscars
Ellen DeGeneres’ smartphone was just a distraction from the orgy of product placement the Oscars have become.
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Thinking of attending the Academy Awards? See what you’re in for with these helpful celebrity Yelp reviews.
2014 Oscar Picks by Competitive Eating Champion Joey Chestnut
He may not have the best taste in movies, but Joey Chestnut sure knows how to pound through an Oscar-picks list in record time.
8 More Toy Franchises that NEED to Be Adapted into Movies
Legos are just the beginning. These big-screen adaptations of your favorite toy franchises are the next best thing to a second childhood.
21 Movies with Upworthy Titles
The first Upworthy movie poster on this list will have you in tears. By poster 21 you’ll be questioning everything.
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