“You want to spread those butt cheeks apart and take her to town…. DICK STYLE.”
“Cum beard”
“Santa Cum”
“You want to duck into a dirty hospital closet and gobble down that dong like it’s a cancer-curing snickers bar!”
This is filled with quotes - so fucking good.
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#funny or die exclusive #Topher Grace #Kate BosworthFoD Exclusive of the Day: Pee-wee Herman’s friend Steve Jobs gave him a free iPad to play with, and Pee-wee is pretty jazzed up about it. The rest of the Playhouse gang doesn’t really get what the big deal is, but soon come around once they see how useful it can be.
[fod.]
The Montage hit Miami for the Big Game!
[You like this? We have more: Part 1, Part 2: Hollywood, Part 3: Inauguration]
That’s What She Said
The origins of the popular catch phrase are examined on Entertainia Now.
Featuring: Megan Mullally & Thomas Lennon
This guy is our generation’s Patrick Swayze. SO GOOD.
this video with aubrey plaza made me laugh, so will you
For everyone that liked our president video… here is a little behind the scenes action for ya. Want more? Here is Dana Carvey improvising a little bit.
Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion
Starring: Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Darrell Hammond, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, and directed by Ron Howard.
Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why it’s so important.
FoD Exclusive of the Day: A hot Filipina girl with big naturals lost her tramp stamp? No disrespect, but the Ed Hardy Boyz (Nick Kroll and Jon Daly) are on the case, bro.
“I love TikTok because it takes away power from straight white dudes.“
