imagine koujaku and noiz actually getting married though
koujaku has like so many best men because all of the beni-shigure members volunteered at the same time
noiz just chooses aoba to be his and no one else like the gay he is
koujaku getting really fucking nervous and being really sweaty and noiz is all “oh my god old man you’re so gross” at the alter
noiz and koujaku ending up throwing cake at each other and then getting really drunk and passing out happily in the limo noiz arranged