tygenco:

winneganfake:

samconbeat:

winneganfake:

chromiumslurpee:

winneganfake:

From the Handbook for Professional Marketing and customer relations: “Always comport yourself with the utmost dignity and professional courtesy, and NEVER stoop to cheap tactics, swearing, or coarse language. Especially on Fridays, when yo-”

WELL HOLY SHITSNACKS, SON.  WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME IT HAD GONE AND DONE HIT FRIDAY AGAIN? 

WELL. LET ME TAKE A MOMENT THEN, AND CONGRATULATE EVERY LAST GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF YOU ON HAVING MADE IT THIS FAR, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS. YOU’RE AWESOME. 

AWESOME ENOUGH THAT YES, BY SATAN, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU SHOULD TREAT YOURSELF TO SOME OF THE INCREDIBLY FUCKING FINE WORKS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE OVER AT TORMENTED ARTIFACTS. WHY? WELL, WHY THE FUCK NOT? YOU DESERVE IT, THAT’S WHY. ALL RIGHT? 

Bag of Fucks (In empty or filled variations): http://tormentedartifacts.com/fbag.html

You Are AWESOME print: http://tormentedartifacts.com/affirmation.html

Get Epic print: http://tormentedartifacts.com/Epic.html

Friends and neighbors, let me tell you about my friend Dmitri, better known to you mere mortals as winneganfake. The man’s a friggin’ genius, he’s sardonic, he’s sassy, he’s downright demented. It embarrasses him when I call him the one true member of the Invisible College, but never comes out and denies it when I do.

He’s also a damned fine leatherworker and craftsman. He makes some really, really groovy stuff. You want masks? He makes masks. You want cool Arcanepunk armor bracers? He makes cool Arcanepunk armor bracers. You want bags of fucks? He’s got your bags of fucks right here.

He makes his living making you awesome. Do please be awesome and check him out. Head on over to Tormented Artifacts and see what there is to see.

You, sir, are far too kind. 

I am a chronically poor 20 something with a fetish for rude things, self appreciation and leather. I spend an uncomfortable amount of time drooling over this particular artist’s work because they are all these thing neatly packaged with skill. Please consider at least sharing their work around, if not out right buying something as I so desperately want to do myself. They deserve it.

…speaking of people who’re far too kind… no seriously- you all have got to see the tags they added: 

See? FAR TOO SWEET. Y’all’re going to make me lose my EVIL DARK SORCEROR merit badges. 

*raises hand* I want to be one of your evil minions, sir.

But seriously people, BUY THINGS FROM THIS MAN. Because epic human being.