Im A Biracial Goddess — consultingmoosecaptain: ...

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Im A Biracial Goddess

I never fucked Wayne. I never fucked Drake.

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heartsmadeoutofstrings

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

consultingmoosecaptain

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

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i want to know more about the guy who does the voiceovers for disney channel

like that guy who says “tonight at 8/7 central on disney channel”

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The Lion King Rises

“The Summer of ‘94 part of it cracked me up.”
“I don’t know what this makes me want to watch more… The Lion King or Dark Knight Rises…”
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“I want to watch the Lion King so badly after seeing this!”
“I got chills!”
“The roar at the end is just too perfect.”

Making things awkward since ‘97. #tbt #sisters #whywasntismiling #demonchild #smileyoubitch #snickering #childhood #halfrican

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CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

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is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

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HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

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..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

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who names their kid bacon

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Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

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My Childhood.

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If I have children I will record every episode of each of these onto a CD and then only allow them to watch these. They will have a good childhood.

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disney-magickingdom:
“ cumaeansibyl:
“ runningfromfaggots:
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thedisneyteacup:
“ thelandofdavid:
“ when Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog
”
right in the feel
” ”
ow my...

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OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD WHOOAAAAaaa

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#i dON’T GET IT

the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.

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If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar

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And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much

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lol and then it turns out to be a girl

no oscar for leo again

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