I may seem like an asshole
but deep down I’m a good person
and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole
this generally hurts because i know it’s never happened omg
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crying
this actually sucks, because i know that no one has the time to think this about me they’re too busy judging other things about me. Wow my life sucks sometimes.
fuck.
same here
never, not in a million years would this happen
HAHAHAHA no.
lol no
i wish
never lol
to everyone above; have some faith in your
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA no.
hell no
why is tumblr user 1derfullystupid still talking like we’re done here ahhah
why are you making posts about me? lol nobody tagged you, talked about you or anything in that post. “get your head out of your ass.” like you said. :) xx
why are you sTILL TALKING OH MY FUCKING GOD
but why did you write about me in a post woops are you mad? xx
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.
i’ve only made about 3 friends in real life and like 8 of them talk shit about me
ABOUT ME
If I knew people were getting dragged like this on Glee, I so would have tuned in every week.
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
Wow.
THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.
WAIT WHAT
MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND
I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR
Monopoly: One Direction Edition!
Which you can buy here
I hate Monopoly, but I would play this. What does that say about me?
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
What if
- You: hey could you sign my albu-
- Band member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selcas together so it would look like we're actually together. Wait i have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say is that i love you please marry me.
- You: wat
- Band member:
- You:
- Band member:
- You:
- Band member:
- You:
- Band member:
- You:
- Band member: i mean let me sign your cd for you