person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.
me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen
I never fucked Wayne. I never fucked Drake.
person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.
me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen
I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit.
“ngl” implies that there are times when you’re gl.
gl!!! im gonna be fucking false with you bestie!
Anonymous asked:
proletarianprincess answered:
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly