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I’ve never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables.” You’d be like yeah that’s some wizard shit.
“ngl” implies that there are times when you’re gl.
gl!!! im gonna be fucking false with you bestie!
Anonymous asked:
proletarianprincess answered:
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
BRB buying a roach for every of my least favorite politicians.
Someone at the San Antonio Zoo has terrible exes and GREAT coping mechanisms.
[Description: an instagram post from CNN reading “For just $5, the San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your former significant other and feed it to a bird, reptile, or mammal. It’s part of the zoo’s “Cry Me a Cockroach” event on Valentine’s Day.”]
Or you could name the cockroaches after truly awful people, such as;
Donald Trump
Joss Whedon
Chris Pratt
Jeff Bezos
Mitch McConnell
And so on and so on...