Always mount him, hold down his arm and shove his dirty precummed speedo in his face!!!!
No matter how much he slaps the fuckin mat, never ease up until you’re done!!
Crank an armbar when in a camel and sit right on his ass, show him who’s boss…….
If he’s a young punk and you’re an older more tan dude, always crank a nasty fullnelson on him, show off his weak gym bod…..
When you’re a hairy chested bearded fucker, don’t back down from a tattooed mohawk fucker…….
Always show your small opponent who’s boss by grasping him in your side headlock and flexing……he won’t see your big fuckin arm, but he’ll feel it behind his neck and we will see it……
….. but when you laid out and knock out your bigger muscle bearded monster, always stand over him so we get a good view…….
Don’t show any regard for him when you camel him in your apartment……just cover his face with your hand and crank him back……who the fuck cares how much pain he’s in!!!
Never take too long showing off and stretching, the dude might just clothesline the fuck out of you…….
Always send a cocky video to your opponent the day before the match to intimidate him……..
If you’re disrespected, rip your shirt off and fuckin take him down, climb on his back and choke him out until he begs for forgiveness……
When waiting for your opponent, always lean in against the top ropes and press your bulge onto the middle rope, makes for a great pic and intimidation for your opponent and as he makes his way to the ring……
Always scream in a hold, it distracts your opponent from getting out it so you can apply it even tighter…..and just looks cool!!
Practice the chin music finisher because it’s fuckin hot!!!!
In a monster beard vs monster beard match, always go for the choke……get him nice and close then wrap your massive arm around his head and choke him out….show him that your massive arm is more powerful than his massive arm…….stay close and whisper that in his ear!!!
When your tag team partner tosses your opponent into your corner, always reach over and do something when the ref isn’t looking……..make him suffer extra!!!
When you got a lean stud in blue in the ring with you and a big ass piece of wood, always lean it into the corner and fuckin whip him right into it!!! The louder he screams, the better a job you did!!
When you face off against another stubble face, always take time to make out during the match…….
Don’t break the stare down at the faceoff…….keep you eyes locked on him……
Always send a sweaty shirtless pic to your opponent to intimidate him……
After the match, man up and take a pic together, share your war wounds with the world…….
Big green field? Always pull off your shirt and jump your buddy and horse around……
i always thought marky mark had a HOT wrestling bod, i would have loved to take him off, totally work over those sexy and super hot pecs. with his cocky pose, this crotch grabbing pics, dude knew he was hot and had a hot bod and that is what made me want him in a hotel room match even more!!!!! grab his hot face and kick him in the guts, lock his legs and drop him in a fig4 until he screamed for mercy. fuck!!!! so u can image how hot i think the picture above it!!!!! fight marky, fight!!!!
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as for mario lopez in the new ck ads where he wants to be marky mark, fuck yah i’d fight him too, bring is on slater!!! he certainly has the bulge to compete!
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while i’m at it, bring on nick lachey too and his hot 98 degree buddy jeff timmons, in fact make it a 2 on 1 so i can knock them both out!!!